Who needs pants, anyway?

Anonymous asked: Maha? why do you leave and then come back? You keep putting me on edge. I love your blog, but I even like your personality more. I feel creepy but it's the truth. I just hope this did not come out wrong. I'll i'm saying is that I like it a lot more when you're around.

Sorry, I just don’t appreciate being all over the internet, which is why I’m limiting a lot of my input. If I know you personally, you’re more than welcome to give me a call and hang out with me in real life. I promise I’m still just as awesome. If I don’t know you, I’m sorry but the internet is a terrible way to make friends. I prefer my friends to be organic. You have no idea who’s lurking on the internet, and for someone like me, that’s scary. That’s why I don’t post pictures of myself on here. It’s not the kind of attention I want, anymore at least.

I’m sorry if anything I said may have offended you or hurt you in anyway. I hope you understand where I’m coming from. Again, if I actually know you, give me a call! I promise I don’t bite, or at least since that last restraining order was put out. Kidding…